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is this thing on? [29 Jan 2004|09:00am]

berticus
let's have a sexy party!
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tc yo. [30 Oct 2002|02:49am]

sacarna
[ mood | excited ]

http://www.tequilachallenge.com

yeah boyyyyyyyyie
get ready for the bile

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[15 Oct 2002|10:47am]

kier
[ mood | truckin ]

Argh I went to hit update and it gave me a stupid error, so I go back and the post I had made had disappeared.. Oh well, here we go again!

Ox and I have decided that the best way to move me to Wellington is by us driving a big fuck off drunk down. So we're gonna do it, on Friday November 29th. The truck is gonna have really big wheels, air conditioning, sheepskin seats and an am/fm radio (maybe a cassette player, but not sure yet). Expecting our arrival to be around the afternoon on Saturday but knowing Ox's crazy driving tactics it may be earlier, or later (if we die). The truck is 15.30 cubic meters, so its not a small truck, and i'm hoping Ox won't need a special license to drive it, otherwise we'll need to get someone else to drive.

Oooooh so much fun!

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[10 Sep 2002|12:30am]

lilbaddream666
[ mood | nauseated ]

Michael (spoken):
Stephanie, please don't cry.
Stephanie (spoken):
Oh, it all seems so unfair. Just when I found you I lost you.
Michael (spoken):
That doesn't matter now.
The only thing that matters is the time we had together.
Stephanie (spoken):
But, I don't even know your name!
Michael (spoken):
The only thing you have to know is that I love you.
And you're the only one who can keep our love alive!
So Stephanie, don't forget me!
Stephanie (spoken):
I promise.

Michael:
Remember, I love you, you won't be far away.
Stephanie:
I just close my eyes and bring back yesterday.

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[08 Sep 2002|12:33am]

brianmolko
[ mood | sad ]

you are all FOOLIGANS... heh heh can i join in too?

i just want some real friends.

can i be a motherfucker?

You dont have to like placebo.. or believe that its really me.. because it is.. i just.. i just want somewhere... where i can be "normal"

*sad face*

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no one puts baby in the corner [05 Sep 2002|08:29pm]

lilbaddream666
It's summer, 1963. Baby, 17 years old and all idealistic innocence, is vacationing with her parents in the Catskills. She meets Johnny, the hotel dance instructor, and is mesmerized by him as well as his dance style. She soon becomes Johnny's prize pupil - in dance and in love.


da babe



da bomb shell



together they become..



dum dum dummmmm
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no one puts baby in the corner [05 Sep 2002|08:18pm]

lilbaddream666
It's summer, 1963. Baby, 17 years old and all idealistic innocence, is vacationing with her parents in the Catskills. She meets Johnny, the hotel dance instructor, and is mesmerized by him as well as his dance style. She soon becomes Johnny's prize pupil - in dance and in love.


da babe



da bomb shell

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It's summer, 1963. Baby, 17 years old and all idealistic innocence, is vacationing with her parents in the Catskills. She meets Johnny, the hotel dance instructor, and is mesmerized by him as well as his dance style. She soon becomes Johnny's prize pupil - in dance and in love.


da babe

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/3100/pickle.gif">

da bomb shell

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/3100/grey.jpg"

together they become..

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/3100/yea.gif">

dum dum dummmmm
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[03 Sep 2002|02:37am]

lilbaddream666
[ mood | amused ]

sacarna says:
when i walk into pigeon park toilet.. it smells like home.
jenno soprano says:
like.. home and awaaay?
sacarna says:
NO! home dammit. MY HOME. MEIN KAMP.. me nilly nally.
jenno soprano says:
oh ohhh! sorry! im a bit dense... ya know. SLOW. hehe. i cant say it smells like home for me. kinda smells like urine and dirty fanny.... aehhh?!
sacarna says:
#$%^&*%^&*(%^^%&*(
jenno soprano says:
sorry .. did i say something to offend you saccy?
sacarna says:
you have upset me. i LIKE pigeon park toilets. i LIKE the urine and dirty fanny smell...
jenno soprano says:
niggga plase.. that place is full of stds and what not.
sacarna says:
wha? who? what the??.. ohHHH!... ofcourse..it is..
jenno soprano says:
still smell like home?
sacarna says:
i will stay true to me up bringing.. and my nilly nally. dirty fanny or no dirty fanny its MY FRICKIN FANNY!
jenno soprano says:
things dont make sense at 2.42am on tuesday morning.
sacarna says:
thats because you're a LOSER ms SOPPY!
jenno soprano says:
well...that was orignial.. ya funny cunt.
sacarna says:
ya big flap.
jenno soprano says:
riiight...
sacarna says:
BUTT HEAD!
sacarna says:
SMELLY CUNT FACE!!!
jenno soprano says:
you are not funny you know that right?
sacarna says:
just put it in fooligans.. everybody finds me funny. heh heh
jenno soprano says:
even the dirty fanny part?
sacarna says:
nah.. cut that.. i dont want them knowing too much.
jenno soprano says:
nigga plase.
sacarna says:
nigga PLAAAAAAAAAAAASE

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minnasan - doomo arigatoo ! [01 Sep 2002|03:04pm]

berticus
hey fuckers.

thankyou to all who came along last night, i hope you had a good time! i really enjoy the nights when everyone gets together, it fills me with warm fuzzies seeing such a beautiful set of individuals congealing into a seedy mass of conversation, cigarettes and alcohol.

:)

I LOVE YOU GUYS MAAAAAAAN.
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par-tay [29 Aug 2002|02:08pm]

berticus
You are cordially invited to attend festivities at the residence of b on

SATURDAY 31ST AUGUST 2002

starting at

TWENTY HUNDRED HOURS ( 8:00 pm )

in celebration of nothing.

Activities will include light drinks, stimulating conversation, and a wild skating twister orgy.

No pets please.

BYO. Cheap wine or Scrumpy recommended.

The password to get in the door is "I like to stuff vegetables in my ass."

Don't forget your sounding rods!
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oh um hi [29 Aug 2002|10:31am]

kier
(dib) fuck i have these outages where i can't think of anything to put on lj
(dib) i used to be able to post on there all the time, now i don't know what to say
(shpongle) just because its there doesnt mean you have to say anything :)
(dib) yeah i know but i feel abliged
(dib) like, people bitch at me for not posting :P
(dib) but i don't know what to post!
(shpongle) well as long as its not song lyrics

teehehe

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cheap thrills [28 Aug 2002|06:20pm]

lilbaddream666
[ mood | bored ]

sacarna says:
rubbing wet un cooked slabs of ham on my cunt in the morning really refreshes me jen jennieness
jenno soprano says:
are you for real?
sacarna says:
YEAH! like TOTALLY! another thing is tuna... tuna in spring water. you just grab a spoon and rub it right in there! ofcourse it smells for a while after.. but its nothing unusual. :D
jenno soprano says:
riiight... nothing un usual eh?
sacarna says:
:DDDDDD
jenno soprano says:
i think i'll stick to the ham eh?
sacarna says:
YAY alriGhT! rockin man!
jenno soprano says:
.....
sacarna says:
what?
jenno soprano says:
i just cant get over the tuna... on your... c$$$$ !!!
sacarna says:
its a family tradition.
sacarna says:
put me up. put me down. put my feet back on the ground. life me up. take my heart and make me happy......
jenno soprano says:
yay. at least you like coco jumboo
sacarna says:
AY YAI YA CO CO JUM BOOO
jenno soprano says:
AY YAI YA
sacarna says:
seee! i am normal!
jenno soprano says:
;)

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free drum 'n' bass night. [28 Aug 2002|08:48am]

drkn
it actually happens every wednesday at a club called "mix", which is at 262 karangahape road, auckland. tonight on the decks will be djs vader, ether and shannon. they're the regular crew and they tend to spin some pretty nice tunes. i think it starts at 8pm...

oh, and they sell three heinekins for ten bucks.

oh, and don't worry about any glowstick-wiggling whistle-tooting rave turds either. they tend not to come to this kind of stuff. ;)
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mmm, taste sensation [27 Aug 2002|12:45am]

sacarna
jenno soprano lilbaddream666 changed her msn name to mother russia. just so you know.

sacarna says:
i feel like cheesey crust pizza
mother russia says:
helen there's something i've been meaning to tell you...
sacarna says:
yeah?
mother russia says:
all this time, i've had a cheesey crust vagina.
sacarna says:
i knew it! AY YA YA COCO JUMBO.
mother russia says:
whenever im wrong, just tell me a song and ill sing it...
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she asked me why... [26 Aug 2002|09:55am]

berticus
i'm just a hairy guy.
i'm hairy noon and night, hair that's a fright.
i'm hairy high and low, don't ask me why (don't know!).
it's not for lack of bread, like the grateful dead.
darling.

gimme a head with hair! long beautiful hair!
shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
give me down to there, hair!
shoulder length, longer (hair!)
here baby, there mama, everywhere daddy daddy
HAIR! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair!)
flow it! show it!
long as god can grow it, my HAAAAAAAAAAAIR!

Everybody!
Celebrate now!
Freedom!
Freedom for the people! Your revolution will not happen between these thighs! The revolution will not be televised! Power to you! Ooh yeah. Get down.
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lieslieslies when im bored [26 Aug 2002|01:11am]

lilbaddream666
the things we do when we are bored..
only funny to the easily amused

Sacarna says:
you should write in fooligans..
jenno soprano says:
and why is that?
sacarna says:
because... you are really cool.. and people will realise that i must be cool.. if im friends with you.
jenno soprano says:
Ohhh! true! ofcourse! yeah.. i think i can pull that one off.
sacarna says:
excellent. now.. what are you gonna say?
jenno soprano says:
i'll say.. um..
sacarna says:
dont tell them about friday night, cuz thats not cool.
jenno soprano says:
what how you and that... OHHhh! hahaha noo.. im not that mean!!
sacarna says:
good.. because.. i gotta rep to protect. you dig?
jenno soprano says:
i know helen. ya nuttA.
sacarna says:
Half my life I've been here
Half my life in flames
Using all I ever had
To keep the fire ablaze
To keep the fire ablaze
To keep the fire ablaze
To keep the fire ablaze...
But there's nothing left to burn
jenno soprano says:
what is that?
Sacarna says:
oh.. hehe just something i sing to myself when im in the shower.
jenno soprano says:
what else do you do in the shower?
sacarna says:
I Invoke, bornless one
All woman, pure predator
Wherein conspiracy and impulse dwell
Like a seething fall from grace
jenno soprano says:
......
sacarna says:
what?
jenno soprano says:
forget it..
sacarna says:
its weird..
jenno soprano says:
um..yeah just a little.
sacarna says:
right..lets not talk for a while.
jenno soprano says:
ohh..kay??
sacarna says:
you wouldnt tell anyone would you?
jenno soprano says:
im not *THAT* lame ...
sacarna says:
good..
xxxxx
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bordeom prevails [25 Aug 2002|11:57pm]

sacarna
more updates in this please.
i want to know the dilly
what coloured panties you are wearing
what the last thing you ate was
anything
something
help.
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breathe life into clay [24 Aug 2002|06:21pm]

arsmoriendi
Let it be known, henceforth, that GBL is the drug given unto the mortals from Olympus 'pon high.
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an awful boring quiz! just for joooo. [22 Aug 2002|11:45pm]

sacarna
[nickname] hells, hells bells.
[relationship status] nought
['crush'] some guy called jess. various others.
[best friend] all by myselffff. teehee.
[tattoos] not yet.
[piercings] both nostrils, ears, labret.
[height] kinda medium
[weight] bit of a porker :D
[sign] capricorn
[talents] leg on head sideways.
[constant jewlery] ring, cheap rubber bangles, me jewels (plastic bracelet) necklace.
[most recent bought C.D.] probably the cult.
[most recent listened to C.D.] k+d sessions at the moment.
[most recent watched movie] the usual suspects
[favorite favorite thing] music
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oooo! [22 Aug 2002|04:18pm]

wandarah
treats? will there be treats?!
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