SATURDAY 31ST AUGUST 2002
TWENTY HUNDRED HOURS ( 8:00 pm )
in celebration of nothing.
Activities will include light drinks, stimulating conversation, and a wild skating twister orgy.
No pets please.
BYO. Cheap wine or Scrumpy recommended.
The password to get in the door is "I like to stuff vegetables in my ass."
Don't forget your sounding rods!